http://qforphill.today.com I've got all the answers Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:57:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Phill! I have an emergency. It's mother nature, and you know what that means, but there's a problem. I don't have any feminine products. What can I do till I go to the store to get more? Please help me! -Aunt Flow Well, this should be very interesting. I have never ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/10/10/aunt-flow/ Dear Phill,                 I went home for the weekend and when I got back I found out that my roommate had taken a large amount of exlax as well as eaten a lot of Panda and then spent the entire weekend shitting all over the room. The room is basically covered ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/10/07/i-swear/ Hey sweetie pie! This is Charly from Oaklahoma, Texas! Home of the Oaklahoma fish sticks!! YEEHAWW!! eeniewayz, i had a quick question dahling.... i was just wondering what i'm supposed to do with the frozen mashed potatoes in my freeezer. I just remembered that i left them there from last thanksgiving cuz dey ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/10/05/stupid-people/ Dear Phill,                 I’m a raging racist but I don’t show it. Unfortunately my roommate is a negro and I can barely stand his presence so I spend inordinate amounts of time outside of my room. Needless to say this is really annoying. I sometimes get the urge to smother ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/09/25/raging-racist/ I’ve got a question Phill. What if you get the sneaking suspicion that your roommate is masturbating under the covers while you’re in the room? How can you be sure/ask him not to do it. From, Morpheus Well Morpheus, how is it that you only have a "Sneaking suspicion?" I mean, if someone ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/09/21/sneaking-suspicion/ Hey phill, I have a problem with my roommate. He has sex in sleeping bags and never washes the thing. I dunno what to tell him, because I don't want him using my bed. Should I like kill him or light his testicles on fire? From,  megapenguinx Well megapenguinx, I have to ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/09/20/sleeping-bag-shag/ Dear Phill,           After being in the dorms for about 3 weeks, I've grown accustomed to many things, like having no personal space, which is what one would expect. But one thing I didn't take into account was not having personal space when taking a shit. I ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/09/18/shitty-situation/ Dear Phill,             I have a problem with my  room mate beating off every chance he gets. Any time I leave the room, I'm scared to come back. My room also wreaks of lotion and it's embarrassing. What can I do to stop this?       ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/09/17/masturbating-room-mate/ Here's a question to kick things off: Yo Phill,  I'm going out to pick up some chicks, you got any original pick up lines I can use? From, Party Stud Well Party Stud, even though pick up lines haven't worked since... ever, I still have some that not many people have heard of, ... http://qforphill.today.com/2008/09/16/pick-up-lines/