QForPhill

Dear Phill,

                I’m a raging racist but I don’t show it. Unfortunately my roommate is a negro and I can barely stand his presence so I spend inordinate amounts of time outside of my room. Needless to say this is really annoying. I sometimes get the urge to smother him in his sleep. What can I do about this?

From, Randy

Well Randy, it sounds like you have a real problem. This is the kind of questions I have to answer when people don’t ask me questions.

First, try to not be racist. There is nothing different between you and your room mate besides the color of your skin. Get over it.

If you can’t get over getting racist, switch rooms or room mates. If you have such hate for the poor guy that you want to smother him, then you have some serious problems and need to seek some professional help, or just need to stop being a jackass.

I hope this helps you out you raging racist.

-P.W.

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