QForPhill

I’ve got a question Phill.

What if you get the sneaking suspicion that your roommate is masturbating under the covers while you’re in the room? How can you be sure/ask him not to do it.

From, Morpheus

Well Morpheus, how is it that you only have a “Sneaking suspicion?” I mean, if someone was masturbating next to me, I’m pretty sure I would notice. There would be many things that would confirm my suspicion, such as the sheets moving a lot in a certain area, odd facial expressions, and the use of many socks or tissues, unless his sheets have odd stains on the inside. But just in case he is, here are some tips to how I would handle this.

Talking to your room mate would more than likely be extremely awkward. But, you could always try to (As I have suggested in my ‘Masturbating Room Mate” post) setting up a masturbation time with your room mate with the help of your RA. It could be that your room mate just doesn’t have time to do his thang when you are gone, or doesn’t know when he should his buisness.

You could also try making it extremely obvious when you leave the room that you won’t be back for a while, so he can do his deed while you are out. You can post your class schedule in your room or door so that it is very obvious when you will be back and he will know how much time he has left. Also try to give him as many chances during the day to have his fun so that when you are back in your room, he will be out of ammo.

It could turn out, and this is totally hypothetical, that your room mate could be masturbating to you. In that case, if you have already tried everything else, I would simply talk to him about how uncomfortable it is making you feel, and maybe you guys could work something out, like give him some pictures of you he could beat off to while you are gone or something.

I hope this information helped you out or at least gave you some ideas.

-P.W.

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