QForPhill

Hey phill,

I have a problem with my roommate. He has sex in sleeping bags and never washes the thing. I dunno what to tell him, because I don’t want him using my bed. Should I like kill him or light his testicles on fire?

From,  megapenguinx

Well megapenguinx, I have to start by saying your room mate sounds like a pimp, since he can get chicks to sleep with him in a sleeping bag. I also have to say that i think killing him or lighting his testicles on fire would be a little too extreme. I don’t personally see a problem with this, it’s not like you are the one sleeping in his bed, but if it is a big deal, here are some suggestions that may work.

You could first try “accidentally”  spilling something on it. He would then be forced to find a way to wash his sleeping bag. The only problem is you may have to put up with him getting mad and bitching at you.

You could try to just wash it yourself when he is out at class. It would be a little work to do his laundry and it would cost you some money, unless you steal some from him. But then you would again have to deal with him bitching at you and unless you don’t mind that, I would give that a go.

If all else fails, you should just throw his sleeping bag away if it starts to get too rank. Tell him you have no idea what happened to it and then offer to go get new sheets with him so that in the future, you won’t have to deal with this problem again.

I hope these suggestions have been helpful and you can now not have to deal with a room mate’s dirty sleeping bag.

-P.W.

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