QForPhill

Here’s a question to kick things off:

Yo Phill, 

I’m going out to pick up some chicks, you got any original pick up lines I can use?

From, Party Stud

Well Party Stud, even though pick up lines haven’t worked since… ever, I still have some that not many people have heard of, since I made them up. I’m not guaranteeing that you will get laid with these, but you will at least get a laugh, or probably a slap to the face.

“Is your name Medusa? Cuz you’re making me hard!”

And if you are feeling really gutsy, or really drunk:

“If I could rearrange the alphabet… I’d stick my penis in your mouth!”

I’m actually curious to hear about people trying these lines on girls and seeing their reactions to them. I don’t have the balls to try these out myself, so I’m not sure how they will go over.

If anyone has any questions… they need answers to or need advice, send me a comment, and if it is a good enough question, you’ll get an answer, along with my appreciation. I’m no expert, though I still consider myself one.

-P.W.

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